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TV show mocks Scientology ("The Mentalist" - April 29, 2010)
 
  South Park 912: Trapped in the Closet - feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology (Real player) South Park studios
 
 TOM PROVES HE'S NOT IN THE CLOSET ! scientomogy
 
 "I am Tom Cruise" -Tommy baby from outer space - Scientology explained Liquidgeneration
 
 The Xenu Afterschool Special (.rm) World Wide Wogs - 1997
 
  Tom Cruise goes head to head with Matt Lauer (as aliens) ! (Real player) Liquidgeneration
 
 Andy Dick - Matrimo-gician ! (Real player) www.scientomogy.info
 
 This week in God - Scientology ! www.scientomogy.info
 
 Conan meets the latest OT (Real player) www.scientomogy.info
 
 South Park 1001: "The return of Chef" and the "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB)
 
 South Park 504: "Super Best Friends"A brief explanation of David Blaine about his cult blaintology (Real Player 37MB)
 
 The Threep - Picketing Scientology can be dangerous (www.xenutv.com - 1:12 - Feb 24, 2006)
 

 

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The Threep - Picketing Scientology can be dangerous
 
Scientology can be dangerous. Especially after a judge ruled that picketers and Scientogists must remain 10 feet from one another. This revolutionary new tool allows you to measure the distance and remain within the law

source: www.xenutv.com (1:12 - Feb 24, 2006)

 
"The Scientology space alien UFO flying saucer cult "
World Wide Wogs - 2 min 2 sec

Hi kids ! This is Uncle Xenu, here explaining all about Scientology and Scientology flying saucer claims that Scientology claims are PROVEN SCIENTIFIC FACT ! That's rights, kids : Scientology claims Body Thetans are the cause of most of humanity's illnesses and problems : the spirits of murdered space aliens ! Scientology sells this fact for tens of thousands of dollars; Scientology also sells the cure for many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

For around $370'000, Scientology wilkl SCRAPE OFF THESE MURDERED SPACE ALIEN SPIRITS from your body and you will have unlimited powers and abilities that,previous to Scientology technology,only God has. That's right, kids : Scientology will make you a god, and Scientology will sell it to you for less than half a million dollars.

Of course if you have more than the going price, Scientology will cheerfully take whatever money you have: Scientology loves money and hates Body Thetans, and Scientology will cheerfully swap with you--- money for Body Thetans. Thank you Scientology ! Oh, thank you Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, John Travolta, Scientology, and the US Treasury !


 

South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

Trapped in the Closet
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me

See the amazing episode that now has been stopped on TV in UK! (35,5 Mo - Real player)

 
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"We should be mad at that fruity little club
for scrambling his brains"
NEW YORK : Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
(AP - March 23, 2006)

 Video / South Park 1001 : "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB) English

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Cruise axe for South Park

What we'll miss ... how Tom might look on show

By Wennt, source : www.hollywood.com
[Texte intégral]
Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie :

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

      
Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ...All hands ! ...
These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»
about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...
 

 

 

 


 

 
Description
Catch Tom's Crazy pills to keep Katie Quiet during Pregnancy or Xenu will come and take her away ! Will Katie be completely Silent during birth in accordance with Scientology''s completely rational beliefs ? Its up to you to protect her from the evil alien overlord Xenu. I have to admit this game is pretty hard I havent actually beaten it yet. I may need some extra auditing before I can conquere level three.

Source: http://www.break.com

 

South Park: "Super Best Friends" episode 504

Blaintology

The children from South Park learn that cults
are bad as magician David Blaine leads them into a destructive group.
(Source: South Park - July 4, 2001)
 

 

South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

Trapped in the Closet
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me

See the amazing episode that now has been stopped on TV in UK! (35,5 Mo - Real player)

 
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For anyone concerned that this is piracy please see (faq) : http://www.southparkstudios.com

"Matt and Trey [creators] do not mind when fans download their episodes off the Internet; they feel that it’s good when people watch the show no matter how they do it."

Visit www.southparkstudios.com

 
"We should be mad at that fruity little club
for scrambling his brains"
NEW YORK : Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
(AP - March 23, 2006)

 Video / South Park 1001 : "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB) English

Visit www.southparkstudios.com

 

Cruise axe for South Park

What we'll miss ... how Tom might look on show

By Wennt, source : www.hollywood.com
[Texte intégral]
Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie :

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

      
Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ...All hands ! ...
These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»
about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...
 

 

 

 


 

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 "Super Best Friends"

A street magician named David Blaine comes to South Park, and his amazing feats leads to all the boys deciding to go to one of his "camps", which is actually a front for a cult he has developed, which views Blaine as a kind of messianic figure and calls all of his achievements "miracles." There, the boys are indoctrinated into joining the "Blaintologists", but Stan, after joining, is creeped out and wants to leave. He tries to convince Kyle to come with him, but Kyle refuses, and declares that if Stan cannot accept his new religion then the two of them aren't friends anymore. Stan, dejected, leaves, and after nearly being run over by a pair of Blaintologists, goes to the one person he can think of to possibly give him aid: South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus.

"Blaintology" is a fictional religion depicted as a mass cult that is led by David Blaine from himself and the teachings in his book. The group uses blind devotion to expolit its members, this can be seen when the religion starts a mass suicide in Washington DC.

At Blaine's big show in Denver, filled with Blaintologists and those interested in Blaintology as well, Jesus appears and challenges Blaine, and shows one of his famous miracles, the miracle of the loaves and fishes. However, this miracle proves to be very weak (he has everybody in the audience turn around to do it), and Blaine manages to win the crowd with much more powerful enchantments. Jesus realizes he needs help, and calls the Super Best Friends, a group of major religious figures who defend the world against evil (except for Buddha who doesn't really believe in evil).

The Blaintologists, meanwhile, petition the government for tax-exempt status, which would make them a real religion and therefore unstoppable; when they are denied, all the Blaintologists are told they are to commit mass suicide in Washington, D.C. Kyle realizes now that the cult is evil, but when he tries to convince Cartman that they should flee, he is imprisoned in a plastic bubble and told he will be killed involuntarily at the mass suicide.

At Washington, the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool (even though it is only about a foot deep), and a hose begins to fill Kyle's prison with water. The Super Best Friends arrive, but Blaine brings the statue of Abraham Lincoln to life to fight them. To defeat the Abraham Lincoln statue, the SBF create a giant stone John Wilkes Booth, and it shoots Blaine's puppet in the head. Meanwhile, Kyle manages to get free, and the Pool is frozen using Joseph Smith's ice powers to prevent more suicides.

Blaine flies away in a rocket ship, and Stan announces to everyone that any religion that forces you to give up your money or control of your life is really a cult. The Super Best Friends then fly away, to await when the world will need their aid again.

The members of the Super Best Friends

Trivia

Kenny's Death

Stan trips over a drowned corpse in the Reflecting Pool, although because of the animation style of the show and the lack of Kenny's trademark orange parka, he looks like all the other kids. Stan then says the show's trademark line "Oh my God, they killed Kenny !" over and over, and each time Kyle replies "You bastards !" which allows Stan to follow his voice and find him.

Source :  en.wikipedia.org

 

South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

Trapped in the Closet
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me

See the amazing episode that now has been stopped on TV in UK! (35,5 Mo - Real player)

 
Right click and Save As if you want to save the file locally first.
Select video format:

Download the show (.rm - 37 Mo)

Download Free Real Player

Download the show (.avi - 175 Mo

Download Free BSplayer

For anyone concerned that this is piracy please see (faq) : http://www.southparkstudios.com

"Matt and Trey [creators] do not mind when fans download their episodes off the Internet; they feel that it’s good when people watch the show no matter how they do it."

Visit www.southparkstudios.com

 
"We should be mad at that fruity little club
for scrambling his brains"

 Video / South Park 1001: "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB) English
 
NEW YORK: Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
(AP - March 23, 2006)

Visit www.southparkstudios.com

 

Cruise axe for South Park

What we'll miss ... how Tom might look on show

By Wennt, source: www.hollywood.com
[Texte intégral]
Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie :

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

      
Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ...All hands ! ...
These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»
about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...