BLAINTOLOGY

A satire of the cult of scientology

South Park 504: "Super Best Friends"
A brief explanation of David Blaine about his cult blaintology


 

South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

Trapped in the Closet
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me

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"We should be mad at that fruity little club
for scrambling his brains"
NEW YORK : Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
(AP - March 23, 2006)

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Cruise axe for South Park

What we'll miss ... how Tom might look on show

By Wennt, source : www.hollywood.com
[Texte intégral]
Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie :

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

      
Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ...All hands ! ...
These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»
about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...
 

 

 

 


 

 

Blaintology

The children from South Park learn that cults
are bad as magician David Blaine leads
them into a destructive group.
 

(Source : South Park - July 4, 2001)

"SUPER BEST FRIENDS"

A street magician named David Blaine comes to South Park, and his amazing feats leads to all the boys deciding to go to one of his "camps", which is actually a front for a cult he has developed, which views Blaine as a kind of messianic figure and calls all of his achievements "miracles." There, the boys are indoctrinated into joining the "Blaintologists", but Stan, after joining, is creeped out and wants to leave. He tries to convince Kyle to come with him, but Kyle refuses, and declares that if Stan cannot accept his new religion then the two of them aren't friends anymore. Stan, dejected, leaves, and after nearly being run over by a pair of Blaintologists, goes to the one person he can think of to possibly give him aid: South Park's own resident messiah, Jesus.

"Blaintology" is a fictional religion depicted as a mass cult that is led by David Blaine from himself and the teachings in his book. The group uses blind devotion to expolit its members, this can be seen when the religion starts a mass suicide in Washington DC.

At Blaine's big show in Denver, filled with Blaintologists and those interested in Blaintology as well, Jesus appears and challenges Blaine, and shows one of his famous miracles, the miracle of the loaves and fishes. However, this miracle proves to be very weak (he has everybody in the audience turn around to do it), and Blaine manages to win the crowd with much more powerful enchantments. Jesus realizes he needs help, and calls the Super Best Friends, a group of major religious figures who defend the world against evil (except for Buddha who doesn't really believe in evil).

The Blaintologists, meanwhile, petition the government for tax-exempt status, which would make them a real religion and therefore unstoppable; when they are denied, all the Blaintologists are told they are to commit mass suicide in Washing- ton, D.C. Kyle realizes now that the cult is evil, but when he tries to convince Cartman that they should flee, he is imprisoned in a plastic bubble and told he will be killed involuntarily at the mass suicide.

At Washington, the Blaintologists begin to drown themselves in the Reflecting Pool (even though it is only about a foot deep), and a hose begins to fill Kyle's prison with water. The Super Best Friends arrive, but Blaine brings the statue of Abraham Lincoln to life to fight them. To defeat the Abraham Lincoln statue, the SBF create a giant stone John Wilkes Booth, and it shoots Blaine's puppet in the head. Meanwhile, Kyle manages to get free, and the Pool is frozen using Joseph Smith's ice powers to prevent more suicides.

Blaine flies away in a rocket ship, and Stan announces to everyone that any religion that forces you to give up your money or control of your life is really a cult. The Super Best Friends then fly away, to await when the world will need their aid again.

The members of the Super Best Friends

Jesus: Founder of Christianity, able to perform miracles and a master carpenter.

............ (name and pictures of him on this page censored by anti-scientologie) a prophet with the power of fire.

Krishna: Hindu deity who can shape-shift.

Buddha: Buddhism founder, has the power of invisibility (though he never uses it in the episode).

Joseph Smith: Founder of Mormonism, with ice powers.

Lao Tsu: Founder of Taoism, with mental powers.

Sea Man (a pun on semen, and a parody of Aquaman, considered by many to be the most useless member of the Super Friends): Can breathe underwater and communicate with sea life. Sea Man has a sidekick bird named "Swallow", who can breathe underwater.

Moses, the Jewish prophet, who is pictured as the Master Control Program from the movie Tron (Moses was first introduced in "Jewbilee").

Trivia

When Cartman and Kyle are going from door to door promoting Blaintology, they wear name tags that read "Elder Cartman" and "Elder Kyle." This is a spoof on the name tags worn by Mormon missionaries. Unlike Mormon missionaries however, they refer to one another by the unrelated title of "Brother" which may be interpreted as a continuity error.

This episode shows a view of the White House in which all of the characters from That's My Bush! are talking about the crisis.

When Kyle wakes up Cartman to ask if he will leave with him, Cartman is awakened from a dream, or perhaps a flashback, where he is molested by Paula Poundstone.

Cartman complains that he doesn't want to die because he hasn't got his pubic hair yet. A week later, "Scott Tenorman Must Die" aired.

The Super Best Friends is a parody of the cartoon Super Friends which had major characters from DC Comics uniting to fight evil. This in turn was inspired by the comic book Justice League of America or JLA, which featured what are known as the "Big 7": Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter and Aquaman (the subsequent animated series Justice League replaced Aquaman with Hawkgirl).

This episode touches on the fact that without their hats or hair, all the characters would look alike (except, of course, for Cartman).

The summary speech given by Stan at the end of the episode is, ironically, little more than an endorsement of yet another religious tradition (namely, Theosophy). As it is doubtful that the writers knew anything about Theosophy itself and do not appear to subscribe to its tenets, the correlation between Stan's message and that of Theosophy can probably be attributed to the diffusion of theosophical concepts into the American mainstream since the 1960s. The irony of Stan appearing to advocate religious unity and ecumenical reconciliation while in fact preaching yet another distinct religious message and setting it up as superior to those represented by the Super Best Friends was probably unintentional.

Kenny's Death

Stan trips over a drowned corpse in the Reflecting Pool, although because of the animation style of the show and the lack of Kenny's trademark orange parka, he looks like all the other kids. Stan then says the show's trademark line "Oh my God, they killed Kenny !" over and over, and each time Kyle replies "You bastards !" which allows Stan to follow his voice and find him.

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