Scientology Humor Satire Cartoons Parodies

Scientology Humor Satire Jokes Cartoons Parodies

TV show mocks Scientology

"The Mentalist" - April 29, 2010

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South Park 912: Trapped in the Closet - feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology (South Park studios)

South Park 1001: "The return of Chef" and the "Super Adventure Club" (Real player - 37MB)

South Park 504: "Super Best Friends" - David Blaine and his cult of blaintology! (RealPlayer - 37MB)

TOM PROVEs HE'S NOT IN THE CLOSET ! (scientomogy)

"I am Tom Cruise" (Liquidgeneration)

Tommy baby from outer space (Liquidgeneration)

Scientology explained (Liquidgeneration)

The Xenu Afterschool Special (.rm) World Wide Wogs - 1997)

Tom Cruise goes head to head with Matt Lauer (as aliens) ! (Real player) Liquidgeneration

The eight days of scientology (Anonymous)

L Ron Hubbard: "Lafayette in Space (Anonymous)

TCR Anonymous London (Anonymous)

Funny Tom Cruise clip (Anonymous)

The truth revealed ! Tom Cruise video a big Smokescreen (Anonymous)

Scientology Video by a Critic of Scientology (ScientoMogy.com)

John Dixon, our new friend from Cardiff: «I didn't know there was a Scientology 'church' on Tottenham Court Road. Just hurried past in case the stupid rubs off.»

SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY
IS HAPPENING ON OUR PLANET

Scientology Illustrated

(xenu.net)

«Trapped in the Closet»

feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend

Please don't clic on me

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"Matt and Trey [creators] do not mind when fans download their episodes off the Internet; they feel

that it's good when people watch the show no matter how they do it."

"We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains"

South Park 1001: "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB) English

Ricky Gervais about Tom Cruise and Travolta

(Opening monologue - Golden Globes 2011)

L'hilarant Ricky Gervais scandalise Hollywood avec ses blagues ! Sans peur, il se lance à l'assaut de la scientologie, secte à laquelle de nombreuses stars comme Tom Cruise ou John Travolta appartiennent. Pour tourner en dérision cette organisation, il commence par regretter que le film I Love You Phillip Morris, avec Jim Carrey et Ewan McGregor, qui y jouent un couple homosexuel, ne soit pas nommé: "Deux hétéros qui prétendent être gays, c'est complètement l'opposé de certains célèbres scientologues." Quand il entend les sifflements de la salle, il rétorque: "Mes avocats m'ont aidé à rédiger cette blague."

By Wennt, source: www.hollywood.com

[Texte intégral]

HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"- referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."

W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientology:

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom !).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men

Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ... All hands ! ...

These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»

about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...

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The words of Xenu

OT3: l'initiation suprême de la scientologie

Sous-titrage réalisé par Anonymous-Québec

More about Tom Cruise and his proselytism

L. Ron Hubbard was a man of many talents. His belief was that we are all capable of a great many things, except that something stops us from displaying this ability. However, through his discovery of Scientology and its process known as "auditing", a person uncovers the abilities they inherently possess and are able to display those abilities. He described it as "making the able more able". Listen then, to Ron, in his very own words, imparting wisdom to his followers about the many roles he was able to assume in life.

E.T and O.T

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SOMETHING

EXTRAORDINARY
IS HAPPENING ON OUR PLANET

Scientology Illustrated

source: www.xenu.net

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