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TV show mocks Scientology
"The Mentalist" - April 29, 2010

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South Park 912: Trapped in the Closet - feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology (South Park studios)

South Park 1001: "The return of Chef" and the "Super Adventure Club" (Real player - 37MB)

South Park 504: "Super Best Friends" - David Blaine and his cult of blaintology! (RealPlayer - 37MB)

TOM PROVEs HE'S NOT IN THE CLOSET ! (scientomogy)

"I am Tom Cruise" (Liquidgeneration)

Tommy baby from outer space (Liquidgeneration)

Scientology explained (Liquidgeneration)

The Xenu Afterschool Special (.rm) World Wide Wogs - 1997)

Tom Cruise goes head to head with Matt Lauer (as aliens) ! (Real player) Liquidgeneration

The eight days of scientology (Anonymous)

L Ron Hubbard: "Lafayette in Space (Anonymous)

TCR Anonymous London (Anonymous)

Funny Tom Cruise clip (Anonymous)

The truth revealed ! Tom Cruise video a big Smokescreen (Anonymous)

Scientology Video by a Critic of Scientology (ScientoMogy.com)

Ron Hubbard, Scientology founder, is insane (Anonymous)

Pet incarnation by OT superduper2


Video games

Catch Tom's Crazy pills to keep Katie Quiet during Pregnancy or Xenu will come and take her away (break.com - mai 2006)


Audio

The awesome new song ! "Crazy little Guy Tom Cruise" scienTOMogy - satire

A parody of L. Ron Hubbard, by Roland Rashleigh-Berry solitarytrees.net


Satirical drawings and cartoons

5 satirical drawings the sordid world of gossip and slander galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com

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An illustrated history of scientology by L. Rick Vodicka (pdf)

The $cientology Cartoon Catalogue


Satirical drawings and cartoons

5 satirical drawings the sordid world of gossip and slander galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com

We accept credit cards

An illustrated history of scientology by L. Rick Vodicka (pdf)

The $cientology Cartoon Catalogue

Katie Holmes finally breaks free from Tom Cruise !

Tom Cruise: Back in Action


Sentences

John Dixon, our new friend from Cardiff: «I didn't know there was a Scientology 'church' on Tottenham Court Road. Just hurried past in case the stupid rubs off.»

Pursuit of Tweeter is barking... unlike Scientology (walesonline.co.uk - July 25, 2010)


Le Ron Hubbard Sound Board

Escape from Scientology land - part 1

Escape from Scientology land part 2

Escape from Scientology land part 3

Barre serpent.
 

SOMETHING  EXTRAORDINARY
IS HAPPENING ON OUR PLANET
Scientology Illustrated (xenu.net)
 

DIARRHETICS

 

 

 

 

 

Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology

May 11, 2005 | source: www.theonion.com

 

     

    More humor - More satire - more cartoons

    Katie Holmes with her new baby "Hubbard"

    Join the Sea Org...

    The Profit (The poster of this movie)

    Boycott Mission Impossible III (The poster)

    et cetera

     

 

    «A History of Man» by L. Ron Hubbard asserts that clams from Outer Space evolved into humans...

    View full version (Flash Player - source: xenu.net)

 

South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

«Trapped in the Closet»
 
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

 

La vidéo avec notre sous-titrage en français ICI

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me
 

See the amazing episode that now has been stopped on TV in UK! (35,5 Mo - Real player)

 
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"We should be mad at that fruity little club
for scrambling his brains"

South Park 1001: "Super Adventure Club" (Real player 37MB) English
NEW YORK: Isaac Hayes' Chef character got a true "South Park" send-off Wednesday night — seemingly killed off but mourned as a jolly old guy whose brains were scrambled by the "Super Adventure Club."
(AP - March 23, 2006)
 
 

Cruise axe for South Park

What we'll miss... how Tom might look on show

By Wennt, source: www.hollywood.com
[Texte intégral]
Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain. The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality. According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie:

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say “knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing follo- wers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

      
Help me ! ... Help me ! ... All hands ! ... All hands ! ...
These women HAVE a «misunderstood word»
about my «Church with unlimited irresponsibility» ...
 

tOM PROVes HE'S NOT IN THE CLOSET ! (scientomogy.com)

Animation flash player: Tom Cruise proves he's NOT in the closet !

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source: www.liquidgeneration.com

 

Liquidgeneration: Tom Cruise and the Scientology explained

 

The words of Xenu

 
Download "The Xenu afterschool Special"
Real player - Source: World Wide Wogs (1997)

Découvrez le grand secret de la scientologie

 

Videos

PMS SURVIVAL TIPS

A parody of 1950 educational and goverment propaganda videos By Maurice Devereaux (youtube.com - 02:45 - November 20, 2006)

Craig is Changing America

America is becoming a better place thanks to Craig's perseverance and honesty. (youtube.com - 01:46 - November 21, 2006)

 

ScientoMogy & Tom Cruise

 

«Cruise goes head to head with Matt Lauer (as aliens)!)» Flash player - zefrank.com

 

Andy Dick - Matrimo-gician !

 

Download Andy Dick - Matrimo-gician ! (.ivr)

 

CRAZY LITTLE GUY TOM CRUISE

HEAR THE WEBMASTER OF SCIENTOMOGY.COM LIVE ON AUSTRALIAN RADIO !

THE AWESOME NEW SONG ! "CRAZY LITTLE GUY TOM CRUISE

Download:

THE AWESOME NEW SONG !

"CRAZY LITTLE GUY TOM CRUISE (.wma)

 

(source: www.scienTOMogy)

 

More about Tom Cruise and his proselytism

 

A parody of L. Ron Hubbard, by Roland Rashleigh-Berry

L. Ron Hubbard was a man of many talents. His belief was that we are all capable of a great many things, except that something stops us from displaying this ability. However, through his discovery of Scientology and its process known as "auditing", a person uncovers the abilities they inherently possess and are able to display those abilities. He described it as "making the able more able". Listen then, to Ron, in his very own words, imparting wisdom to his followers about the many roles he was able to assume in life.

 L. Ron Hubbard - A Profile (solitarytrees.net)

  

 

5 illustrates the sordid world of gossip and slander
while trying to keep a straight face
 
Source: galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com

 

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Tom Cruise a des problèmes avec la Guerre des Mondes et Spielberg

 

Tom Cruise a des problèmes avec la Guerre des Mondes et Spielberg

 

Tom Cruise a des problèmes avec la Guerre des Mondes et Spielberg

Tom Cruise a des problèmes avec la Guerre des Mondes et Spielberg

 

The OT III Quiz, by Dave Touretzky

 

E.T and O.T
note about copyright
 

 
Test your knowledge of OT III by taking a quiz.
 
Level 1 is funny and easy.
Level 2 is much harder, but anyone who has truly earned
their OT III certificate should pass it without trouble.
 

SOMETHING
EXTRAORDINARY
IS HAPPENING ON OUR PLANET
Scientology Illustrated
 
source: www.xenu.net
 

The $cientology Cartoon Catalogue

source: http://www.peghole.com

Sueing

SP 8

A big win !

Richard Leakey XXXIV

     source: http://www.peghole.com 

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"Something's wrong here, Harriet... This is starting to look less and less like The Road to Total Freedom !"

 

THE CULT OF SCIENTOLOGY and DAVID MISCAVIGE

A very sad Church, a very little man

 Make David Miscavige Cough Up Our Money

Since the airing of the controversial South Park's episode, the scientology is losing followers.

A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail.

"2001 saw us shooting down SPs like 'ducks in a pond.'" dixit David Miscavige (A Suppressive Person (SP) is an evil person; someone who criticizes Scientology in any way)

«Without a great many Clears, no real effective leadership is possible for man» (David Miscavige)

«No, it's not the enemy. We cream them whenever they raise their heads»

"We won't stop until those SPs have been shattered," said Mikael Rinder (OSA chief). Because we do have the tech and the truth"

I promise through my actions to increase the power of the Scientology and decrease the power of any enemy

 

     «Ron Hubbard, le gourou démasqué»

 

Ce livre de Russell Miller révèle la face cachée de l'église de scientologie. On y découvre un Ron Hubbard, malade, mythomane et poursuivi par la justice. Il est disponible en format pdf ou html sur notre site. Nous avons également publié une version résumée.

 

Exposing Scientology through streaming video

 

 

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Ces reportages vidéo dénoncent les dangers de la thérapie de scientologie. La scientologie est une nébuleuse sur laquelle ont enquêté de nombreux journalistes. Il suffit de répondre une fois à un questionnaire pour recevoir des prospectus et des invitations. Au départ elle peut même paraître séduisante mais très rapidement les premières dérives apparaissent.

 

Témoignage de Jean-Luc Barbier

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