South Park explains the truth about The Church of Scientology

IT'S AMAZING THAT CURRENTLY THERE ARE MORE CRITIC WEBSITES OF SCIENTOLOGY THAN REAL CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WEBSITES. SOUTH PARK, WHICH HAS MILLIONS OF VIEWERS, HAS A RECENT EPISODE EXPLAINING THE EVILS OF THIS CULT. SOUTH PARK HAS A FOLLOWING OF KIDS AS YOUNG AS 6 TO AS OLD AS 90. A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE INFORMED OF THIS CON OF A "RELIGION"

THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY- YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH LAWYERS OR MONEY TO COVER UP YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION NOW. PEOPLE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION. YOUR SCAM/CULT/RELIGION WILL BE SHUT DOWN AND THE TRUTH OF YOUR CON EXPOSED.

Trapped in the Closet
feat. Tom Cruise and Scientology

I'am Tom Cruise, your best friend
Please don't clic on me

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Cruise ‘South Park’ Show Censored
 
By Wennt, source : http://www.hollywood.com
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HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him from being aired in Britain.
 
The show, in which Nicole Kidman and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta are depicted attempting to coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality.
 
According to TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny."
 
W. January 19, 2006

Notice of anti-scientologie :

By acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that he only obeys his sect, the episode attacking more the scientology itself than Cruise’s own proselytism. What bothers the scientology is the fact that the show revealed the ultimate superior hidden revelation (they say "knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god ! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).

Also, since the airing of the controversial South Park’s episode, the scientology is losing followers. A growing number of victims are deceived by the lack of intellectual honesty of Mr. David Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church who pretends having 8 millions followers in the world … but who refuses to read our mail. A very sad Church, very little men.

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Trapped in the Closet (South Park episode)
 
Plot Synopsis
source : Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"Trapped in the Closet" is episode 912 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired November 16, 2005. The name of this episode comes from the song "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly. The episode satirizes the beliefs and practices of the Church of Scientology.

Stan is saving his money for a new bike, so he can't join Kyle, Cartman and Kenny when they go off to play lasertag. Opting for something that is "fun and free", Stan takes a personality test that is being offered by the Scientologists. After answering a long questionaire, Stan is informed that he is "one messed up kid" who is "completely miserable and totally depressed".

Fortunately, this makes him a perfect candidate for Scientology - they offer to help him out for $240. Back at home, Stan asks his parents for the money to help him with his depression. His father suggests that he use the money he has been saving for a new bike.

After he pays, Stan is taken into an auditing room with Michelle, who gives him a brief history of Scientology and reads his thetan levels using a device called an "E-meter". Michelle is shocked by the high reading, and tries several different meters before pointing these readings out to a higher-up, who faxes the results to the Scientology headquarters in Los Angeles. There, Scientology’s president reviews the results and determines that, because his reading are so high, Stan must be a reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology’s founder and "prophet".

Back in South Park, Stan is taking out the garbage when he notices a large group of people outside. A large group of Scientologists, including John Travolta, have gathered there to celebrate Stan's "second coming". The President of Scientology arrives in a helicopter and goes inside to talk with Stan’s parents.

Stan's parents oppose his being in the group, but the president informs Randy Marsh that "We're not asking him to join us; we're asking him to lead us." Randy sends his son to his room, Stan confused and exhausted, and it is then that Stan finds Tom Cruise in his room waiting for him, thinking he is genuinely L. Ron Hubbard's reincarnation.

Cruise asks his prophet whether he enjoyed his acting and what film he liked best. When Stan tells Cruise that his acting is not as good as Leonardo DiCaprio, Gene Hackman or "that guy from Napoleon Dynamite," but that he is "okay," Tom yells in agony, runs, and locks himself into Stan's bedroom closet, believing he is "a failure in the eyes of the prophet" (at one point in Scientology it was the practice to lock the member in a closet for two or more days while he wrote up his sins).

Stan calls for his father’s help, and Randy knocks on the door and says, "Mr. Cruise, you can't just stay in the closet, all right; you need to come out." Four hours later, Tom is still in the closet and a large crowd has gathered, with the South Park police chief on a megaphone urging him to “come out of the closet”.

R. Kelly is on the scene and sings a brief song about Tom Cruise being in the closet, that nobody knows why, and then pulls out his gun and threatens to shoot someone if he is not informed of why Tom Cruise is in the closet(a play of R. Kelly's Urban opera "Trapped in the Closet").

Xenu, as seen in the episode

Downstairs, the Scientology President tries to convince Stan’s parents to let their son join them. They want to reveal the great secret of life behind their church to Stan. Randy asks his son if he would like to know this information and Stan responds with a “sure.” Usually it takes several years before a member can hear this information, but Stan is on the fast track.

The president tells him the story of Xenu; this segment is based directly on the actual Scientology OT III document and is accompanied by an onscreen caption reading "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE". After explaining these beliefs, he tells Stan to continue writing where "El-Ron" (L. Ron Hubbard) left off.

Meanwhile, upstairs, Nicole Kidman is trying to get Tom to “come out of the closet”, but Tom repeatedly denies that he is in the closet.

Stan begins writing and, when Kyle, Cartman and Kenny come over to invite him to the movies, he doesn’t have time for them. Kyle is concerned about the "cult" that Stan has joined, but Stan assures him that Scientology is based on fact. If they can’t accept that he has found meaning (instead of the depression he didn’t know he had) then they are no longer friends. John Travolta also tries to get Tom to “come out of the closet,” but instead he finds himself joining him. Out on the street, R. Kelly sings a short song about this latest development, then again pulls out his gun, this time grabbing a hostage, and threatens to "cap this bitch."

Stan shows his writings to the Scientology President, who approves of most of his work, but, when Stan says that "to really be a church, [they] can't charge money to help", the President reveals to Stan that the church is a money-making scam.

Upstairs, R. Kelly has now been brought in to try to get both Tom and John to “come out of the closet.” R. Kelly gets angry, pulls out his gun, and, when the closet door opens, finds himself going inside. Outside, the president introduces Stan to his followers, to whom he will read his new doctrine.

However, instead of presenting it to them, Stan reveals that he is actually not the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, and that "Scientology is just a big fat global scam." His followers grow angry, and threaten to sue him. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and R. Kelly all leave his closet and appear, threatening to sue him (except for R. Kelly, who just walks off-screen). Stan dares them to do so, and the episode ends.

Quotes

  • Cartman : "Stan, I just want you to know that I still hate Kyle more than you."
  • Stan : "Dad ! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!"
  • R. Kelly : "...AND I PULL OUT MY GUN!" (grabs a hostage)
Newscaster : "Oh Jesus, here we go with the gun again !"
R. Kelly (singing) : "If Tom Cruise and John Travolta don't come out of the closet I'm gonna cap this bitch !"
  • Scientologist leader: "You are so sued."
  • John Travolta, after closing the closet door : "Whoa, it's really nice in here."
  • John Travolta, after saying mostly anything : "...Omahgaad !"
  • Reporter: It's been four hours now, and Tom Cruise still will not come out of the closet. Hundreds of onlookers here have gathered here in hopes that the celebrity will finally give in.
Police Officer : [to Tom Cruise] Tom Cruise, this is Park County police! Please come out of the closet. Everybody here just wants you to come out of the closet, Tom. Nobody's gonna be mad, everything's gonna be all right. Just come out of the closet.
 

Trivia

  • During the credits, each contributor's name is replaced by "John Smith" or "Jane Smith", a reference to the possibility of lawsuits from the Church of Scientology.
  • The character of Chef was absent in the episode, perhaps because Isaac Hayes, the voice actor of that character, is a Scientologist. In an interview for The A.V. Club on Jan. 4, 2006, Hayes was asked about the episode. Hayes said that he told the creators, Matt and Trey, "Guys, you have it all wrong. We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that shit, you know?" [[1]]
  • Stan mentions the Denver Broncos' 7-2 record. When this episode first aired the Broncos were, in fact, 7-2, with the last game being played three days before the episode's premiere.
  • Despite the title of the episode, no one is literally 'trapped' in a closet. (The title is a reference to R. Kelly's magnum opus "Trapped in the Closet.") It may be an attempt to lampoon Tom Cruise's history of suing people who claim he is homosexual.
  • A Marklar can be seen in the freezing machine and being dropped into the volcano.
  • FACTNet named South Park TV Show Staff FACTNet Person(s) of the Year for 2005 for the "Trapped in the Closet" episode.
  • Cartman, Kyle and Kenny only appear in two scenes in this episode.
  • This episode will reportedly not be shown on the UK channel Paramount Comedy 1, as it is believed that Tom Cruise has threatened to sue. [2] [3]
 

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The Church of Scientology never abolished
either «Fair Game» or «R2-45» orders by their dead leader
 
The words "Auditing Process "R2-45" means that the people on the list are to be shot with a 45 caliber fire arm. The phrase "Fair Game" refers to tactics of fabricating lies and using the court system to silence the truth about activities of the scientology. Fair Game also includes murdering people, killing their pets, cutting their break lines, and doing whatever else they can to try to silence the truth about their scams and criminal behavior.
 
The Scientology never abolished either Fair Game or R2-45 orders by their dead leader. Indeed, they're not allowed to inasmuch as such orders from L. Ron Hubbard are considered dictates from deity and discontinueing such criminal behavior would be cause for ending up on the list for termination.
 
At the end of this Scientology order you'll find links which will send you to web sites which enumerate just a few of the many people who have been murdered by the cult or who have been driven to suicide by the cult.
 
This document was one of many seized by Federal authorities in a series of raids upon the Church of scientology compounds many years ago. It has now been made public by having been entered into a large number of court documents which cover the criminal, murderous nature of the church of scientology. We have added commentary to the Federal document since scientology-speak is employed and people who are not familiar with the Scientology may need commentary.
 
"... The other is to dispose of them quietly and without sorrow." -- L. Ron Hubbard, Science of Survival, Chapter 27
 

 
HCO ETHICS ORDER
 
To : Those Concerned No. 30 INT E/O No. 28 INT added to From : The Founder
 
Subject : RACKET EXPOSED 6th March 1968 (BPI and goes in Auditor)
 
In the church-speak of the Scientology, an "ethics order" is a written command by L. Ron Hubbard which every cult follow is ordered to obey upon pain of punishment (reference the "Rehabilitation Project Force" through an Internet search. The RPF is the church's prison gulag.)
 
FREDA GAIMAN
FRANK MANLEY
GEORGE WATERIDGE
PETER GOODWIN
PETER KNIGHT
POLLY STATHIS
JIM STATHIS
MARGARET FROST
MARY ANN TAYLOR
MRS. KNIGHT
NINA COLLINGWOOD
NORA GOODWIN
RON FROST
 
Note that the scientology leader did not indicate the reasoning why these people are targeted for murder as "suppressive persons" by "Sea Org members" -- a term which will be described shortly. The scientology leader claims they altered or leaked secrets about the scientology (more likely the scientology's criminal activities to authorities of family) yet offers no specifics :
 
are hereby declared Suppressive Persons for pretending to have and distribute forged and altered "Upper Level Materials" which were of a Research nature and not for distribution.
 
All Certificates and Awards are cancelled.
 
1. Having stolen or illegally procured these dangerous materials (at the instigation of a Psychiatrist) these persons did plot to misuse them to cause Insanity and Death.
 
The reference to "Psychiatrist" -- capitalized -- indicates a serious mental problem which the scientology's creator suffered from. L. Ron Hubbard had recognized the seriousness of his mental difficulties and had begged for the VA to assist him. Failing to acquire mental help, Hubbard's insanity got worse and his hatred of psychology drives much of the unfortunate occultism and criminal behavior the Scientology church suffers from today. Every time the crime syndicate's felonies are exposed and followers go to prison, it's the fault of "Psychiatrists" -- capitalized.
 
2. False report for money that they would furnish the real materials.
 
3. They are declared Enemies of mankind, the planet and all life.
 
4. They are fair game.
 
"Fair Game" in Scientology's scientology-speak means, according to Hubbard, that victims of the cult may be lied to, cheated, harassed, and "destroyed utterly" -- with any means possible. The Church of scientology has been hauled up in front of a large number of judges because of the fact that the policy of "Fair Game" proves rackeeting, conspiracy, harassement, and other pre-meditated behavior. The scientology's lawyers have tried to demand that such a policy doesn't exist any more yet the scientology continues to provide evidence against itself.
 
5. No amnesty may ever cover them.
 
6. If they ever come to a Qual Division they are to be run on reverse processes.
 
7. Any Sea Org member contacting any of them is to use Auditing Process R2-45.
 
Here's the worse whistle-blowing aspect of this piece of evidence. The so-called "Auditing Process R2-45" is Scientology scientology-speak for correcting a "suppressive person" with 2 rounds from a 45 caliber firearm.
 
This "ethics order" created by the scientology's leader, L. Ron Hubbard, states that any "Sea Org Member" is allowed to murder the people on the ever-growing list of enemies.
 
A "Sea Org Member" is a scientology follower who has been suckered into the scientology so badly that they're willing to murder for the cult -- as is required according to Hubbard. When L. Ron Hubbard and his ship the Apollo was repeatedly run out of every port in the United States (and many other countries) he declaired his ship to be a "Org" -- which is scientology-speak for a franchise. Scientology followers sign a billion year contract to join the Sea Org, indicating their devotion to the scientology and, presumably, their willingness to fufill such "Ethics Orders" as this one demanding murder.
 
8. The Criminals Prosecution Bureau is to find any and all crimes in their pasts and have them brought to court and prison.
 
This is scientology-speak for harassing people, libeling them, blackmailing them, forging bomb threats purporting to be from them, and staging "operations " attempting to acquire blackmailable materials on them -- just to name a few examples.
 
While L. Ron Hubbard doubtless didn't believe half of the insane frauds he sold to his victims, among one of the biggest whoppers was the claim that anyone who exposes the cult, discloses information to the authorities, speaks openly and truthfully about the cult to the media, family, or friends et al. is some how a criminal. This is a freakish claim that the scientology leaders continue to repeat to the popular press even today. Indeed, the Church of scientology puts out "help wanted" signs outside of their franchises and, if one fills out the employment form, one gets to see a lot of questions on the form which undeniably prove the criminal nature of the scientology. One such question is "Are you an undercover agent for a Federal law enforcement agency." Real religions and real business don't ask such questions.
 
The Public Distribution of False or Forbidden or Dangerous Data is a Suppressive Act and a High Crime.
 
L. RON HUBBARD Founder

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