Talk about being unclear on the concept. It wasn't that long ago that the Quebec government abruptly ended religious instruction in publicly funded schools. A constitutional change was needed to do it, and a major reorganization of the school system, but at the end of the process the Protestant and Roman Catholic school boards had been swept away and replaced with linguistic bodies.
Not everyone is happy with the new arrangement, but there does seem to be a broad consensus of support for Quebec's resolutely secular approach to education. So what in heaven's name - if we might be so bold - are the principals of a half-dozen Montreal-area schools thinking when they seek to introduce Transcendental Meditation into their curriculum?
"My students deserve to have this," says Marielle Mayers, head of an Anjou elementary school "and it will transform the whole school." Perhaps she's right, but then so might Sharia law in the school, or the Jesuits' Spiritual Exercises, or inviting the Scientologists in to conduct some "auditing" sessions.
TM's proponents claim their practices have no link to any religion or cult, but that's a little disingenuous. The movement's founder is the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, guru to such stars as the Beatles, Mia Farrow and magician Doug Henning. Those who can remember the 1960s will recall the Maharishi as a frequent guest on the TV talk-show circuit. He styles himself His Holiness, claims to be in the Vedic tradition of Hinduism, and promises his adepts inner peace and unity with the universe and, if they really work at it, the power to levitate.
TM was also behind the now-defunct Natural Law Party, which contested a couple of federal and provincial elections by promising to establish a corps of "yogic flyers" whose bouncing meditation would unleash enough good vibes to reduce crime and improve health.
It might well be that TM resembles mainstream Hinduism in the same way that the genteel curries served in English country houses resemble the fiery cuisines of Madras and Bengal. But watered down or not, it's still a religion.
If parents want their children to learn the Maharishi's techniques, they can do what thousands of Catholic parents have done since the school system dumped the old religion textbooks into the recycling bin: They can set up their own community-based programs.
And if school officials feel compelled to introduce their pupils to stress-reducing techniques, there are plenty of psychological methods that are easy to learn and secular in content - and which cost far less than the $600 a student that TM would cost.
Having kicked 2,000 years of Christian tradition out the front door, there is no way the public-school authorities should allow Eastern mysticism slip in the back door. This is an idea that shouldn't fly - or levitate.
