We, the First Church of Xenu and its many associates, are dedicated to exposing
the lies regarding our Dark Lord and Master, Xenu Etrawl. For many years,
dissenters from the Dark Lord have claimed that he is a villain, tyrant, and
terrorist. However, these statements are false!
Xenu was a benevolent
ruler, with only the best interests of the Galactic Confederacy in mind.
Seventy-five million years ago, the Confederacy was in an awful state of
affairs. Gross overpopulation threatened to destroy the already fragile
ecosystems and economies of many planets in the Galactic Confederacy, and Xenu
knew that he had to do something. He could stand idly by and watch the planets
destroy themselves, or he could take action. Thankfully, our Dark Lord knew what
he had to do.
With his Galactic Fleet consisting of millions of space
planes, Xenu used an innocent ruse of "income tax inspections" and used the
friendly help of pyschiatrists to lure and administer harmless injections to
billions of Confederate aliens into his fleet of ships. They were to be the
sacraficial lamb for the greater good. They were subsequently frozen and packed
into the space planes for removal. This was completely painless for the citizens
involved.
Taking our alien lambs to Teegeeack (known as "Earth" to
humans) our Dark Lord Xenu ordered his Exalted Renegades to latch the aliens to
volcanoes where he quickly and humanely eliminated them. However, Xenu did not
take into account the souls of the alien lambs. The souls, called "Thetans" by
some, flew free. Xenu knew that they needed to be re-educated to forget about
what had transpired, so he ordered the Exalted Renegades to catch the souls in
Elecric Ribbons and re-educate them using a 3D Super-Colossal Motion Picture.
The souls were given visions of modern worldly religions and then released to
the world suffering from a loss of identity.
The re-educated souls
flocked together to form clusters and inhabited the few remaining bodies that
survived the explosions. These souls have transferred from person to person
throughout each individual's life cycle. These clusters of souls are known to
some as "Body Thetans," but the true followers off Xenu refer to them merely as
"Soul Clusters." Some believe they cause all of the problems of mankind.
However, this is not true. Instead, they grant us immense inner power.
But, as many things are, it was not to be. During the mass alien Exodus,
Lord Xenu's Exalted Renegades were locked in heated battle with a group of evil
disbelievers who addressed themselves as "Loyal Officers." They may be loyal,
but not to Xenu. Rumor has it that the Loyal Officers are trying to reform, but
that has mostly been dismissed as nonsense.
The Loyal Officers were
defeated once, then retreated to the dark corners of the Confederate territory
to regroup and rebuild. With a surprise attack, the Loyal Officers ambushed our
merciful Dark Lord. They ruthlessly enslaved him in a force-field prison that is
powered by an eternally-charged battery.
We at the First Church of Xenu
feel this is a gross injustice. Dark Lord Xenu is falsely imprisioned by a
terrorist regime that charges millions of currency units to hear its tale
regarding this truth we have told you. They skew our truths. They try to spread
lies about our Master, saying he was a tyrant and an evil dictator. These
accusations are simply unfounded. Lord Xenu only sought out an answer to the
Galactic Confederacy's overpopulation problem. A viable solution.
We,
the true aliens of the Confederacy, support our wrongly imprisioned Dark Lord. As
we speak our teams, comprised of millions of the best scientific minds that the
Confederacy has to offer, are working on a way to disable the force-field to
Xenu's cage. The rebirth of our Master is at hand. We will crush all who oppose
us. Our number is many, our power is great. Soon the world will know the truth
about our Dark Lord and Master.
C C7
Xenu, Xenu
F C
Powerful soverign Lord
F C
You rule over the universe
D7 G
With a sharp and mighty sword
C C7
Xenu, Xenu
F Fm
The name that I adore
C G F C
Every day I long to serve You more
C C7
Xenu, Xenu
F C
You are in control
F C
I need purpose in my shallow life
D7 G
So I give to You my soul
C C7
Xenu, Xenu
F Fm
The one I'm living for
C G F C
Every day I long to serve You more
Am Em
Any word that You speak
F C
I'm certain I agree
Am Em
People may call me a freak
F G
But I know You'll turn them to debris
C C7
Xenu, Xenu
F Fm
The name that I adore
C G F C
Every day I long to serve You more (X3)
En
France encore une nouvelle tentative
de censure du net
Le site Scandales Français présentant
des rapports parlementaires sur le
blanchiment, la corruption et les sectes, a été censuré par Lycos à la demande
de Panda qui est lié à la scientologie.
With Hollywood fanfare, Scientology announced the republication of L. Ron
Hubbard's Scientology: The Fundamentals of Thought as part of the
its program to "ensure the
purity of the religion and its Scripture… [and] the availability of the pure unadulterated
writings of Mr. Hubbard to the coming generations."
Fundamentals' purity thus authenticated, celebrities lent their
support to the promotion of Hubbard's racism.
Attorney Graham Berry has litigated against
Scientology in some very important cases. Scientology paid Robert Cipriani to file false charges against Graham. In 1999, Cipriano switched
sides and testified about Scientology's use of him in an effort to destroy
Graham.
Gabe Cazares was the Mayor
of Clearwater, Florida when Scientology entered the town under the assumed name
of United Churches. Gabe was outspoken in his desire to get to the bottom of
what this group was doing in his city. Scientology launched a vicious series of
covert operations against him to try to destroy his political career.
Also seen in this interview
is Wayne Shelor who was working at the time for the Clearwater Sun news- paper.
The Sun was bold and courageous in their efforts to uncover the truth of what
Scientology was doing. The Sun also faced a relentless assault from Scientology
and ultimately folded.
Wayne Shelor later worked
as the PR spokeman for the Clearwater Police and had to temper his views from
what he says in this video.
Cartoons
continue to cause controversy around the
galaxy...especially Xenu's galaxy. I couldn't resist turning Tom
Cruise into a more updated South Park character. You can do the same
here.
Tom Cruise censure la diffusion d'un épisode de South
Park !
Le
20 janvier 2006 nous avons appris que
Tom
Cruise avait censuré la diffusion d'un épisode de la série South
Park. Logé dans la grille horaire d’une chaîne de télévision
britannique cet épisode le malmenait et se moquait surtout de l'Église de Scientologie.
La Paramount a été sensible aux arguments
de Tom Cruise et a ordonné le retrait de cet épisode.
Remarque
d'anti-scientologie:
En agissant
ainsi Tom Cruise montre une fois de
plus qu'il ne fait qu'obéir à sa
secte car ce film malmène essentiellement
la scientologie plutôt que ses délires
de prosélyte. Ce qui dérange la scientologie
c'est le fait d'avoir osé présenter
au grand public ce qu'est la révélation
cachée, la "connaissance"
supérieure et ultime des scientologues... (Oh
! sacrilège... Tom viens
à notre secours !)
Aussi depuis la
diffusion de cet épisode de Southpark
la scientologie ne cesse de perdre des
adeptes.
Des victimes de plus en plus nombreuses
sont déçues par le manque d'honnêté
intellectuelle de son dirigeant, M.
David
Miscavige : un "pseudo pape"
d'une Eglise qui prétend avoir 8'000'000
de fidèles dans le monde... mais
qui refuse
les courriers
d'anti-scientologie. Une bien triste
église, de bien petits hommes.
HOLLYWOOD - Tom
Cruise has reportedly stopped an episode of South Park that mocks him
from being aired in Britain.
The show, in which Nicole Kidman
and Cruise's fellow Scientologist John Travolta
are depicted attempting to
coax an animated version of the actor out of a closet, caused controversy when
broadcast in the U.S. The cartoon Kidman tells Cruise, "Don't you think this has gone on
long enough ? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling
anyone"—referring to allegations about Cruise's sexuality.
According to
TheRegister.co.uk, Paramount has agreed not to show the episode again, after Cruise complained. A source tells
the site, "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to
protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just
didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see
it because it's very funny."
W.
January 19, 2006
Notice
of anti-scientologie:
By
acting this way, Tom Cruise shows that
he only obeys his sect, the episode
attacking more the scientology itself
than Cruise’s own proselytism. What
bothers the scientology is the fact
that the show revealed the ultimate
superior hidden revelation (they say
“knowledge”) of the cult. (Oh my god
! What a sacrilege, help us Tom!).
Also,
since the airing of the controversial
South Park’s episode, the scientology
is losing followers. A growing number
of victims are deceived by the lack
of intellectual honesty of Mr. David
Miscavige, a “pope-wannabe” of a Church
who pretends having 8 millions followers
in the world … but who refuses to read our mail.
A very sad Church, very little men.
"Trapped in the Closet" is episode 912 of the Comedy Central series
South Park. It
originally aired November
16, 2005. The name of this episode comes
from the song "Trapped in the Closet" by R. Kelly. The episode satirizes the beliefs and practices of
the Church
of Scientology
Sous-titrage français
réalisé par anti-scientologie
(6 janvier 2006)
Tom Cruise
apparaît en guest star involontaire des aventures de Cartman, Kyle, Stan et
Kenny. dans un épisode de "Southpark studio" où Stan est considéré
comme la réincarnation du
fondateur de la scientologie:
L. Ron Hubbard... Après
avoir été embobiné par les promesses
miraculeuses de la thérapie de
la scientologie et avoir
reçu l'initiation du
Grand Secret des scientologues,
Stan
doit écrire les yeux fermés
la suite
des révélations de Ron Hubbard... !
Stan,
nouveau "Dieu"
réincarné de la scientologie, rencontre
Tom Cruise l'acteur qui lui
demande : «quel est le meilleur acteur sur terre ?» … Stan lui répond Leonardo Di
Caprio. Tom
Cruise s'enferme alors rageusement dans un placard de la
chambre de Stan.
John Travolta,
Nicole Kidman, puis le
rappeur R. Kelly tentent de le sortir de là, mais sans succès.
Finalement
Stan dans un dernier sursaut envoie
se promener les dirigeants scientologues.
Il se retrouve devant des fanatiques qui
veulent en découdre et qui
lui promettent d'engager une armée
d'avocats jusqu'en Angleterre contre
lui... !
A savoir pour les non anglophones : "to come out of the closet", qui veut dire
littéralement "sortir du placard" signifie également faire son coming-out et
annoncer publiquement qu'on est gay.
Comment
visionner «Emprisonné
dans placard»
avec notre sous-titrage
français:
3 - Vous obtiendrez
alors une
fenêtre avec deux fichiers : celui de la vidéo (.wmv) et celui
du sous-titrage (.srt).
Ouvrez en premier
le fichier de la vidéo .wmv
(si ce fichier
vidéo ne s'ouvre pas glissez-le simplement sur l'écran de lecture
du BSplayer), puis dès que
vous avez le début
du film sur l'écran glissez
SANS L'OUVRIR le fichier du sous-titrage
(.srt)sur l'écran du BSplayer.
Remarque: la
grandeur du sous-titrage
et de l'écran peut être
modifiée par les commandes
de l'écran de BSplayer.
Astuce: en cliquant
simplement sur l'image vous obtenez le plein
écran
